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February 20 Subang - USJ link...To be honest, I was actually quite surprised when I read about this news... For those people who been travelling between Subang Jaya and USJ through the Persiaran Kewajipan should have notice this before...  Ever wonder how long has this bridge was there? And it certainly was standing in the way of the construction of Subang-Kelana Link...  Everytime when I passed by this stretch of road, I will ask my wife again and again how come this bridge was still there and not dismantled yet... As this for sure is delaying the project of the link... and causes plenty of traffic chaos around that area... Imagine you got stucked for more than two hours along that road, for merely a distance of about 500m-600m... This seems to be a daily routine for those people who is using this road... Finally, we are not going to see this pedestrian bridge anymore... Read more about it HERE. Hopefully that this Subang-Kelana Link construction can be finished as soon as possible... As of my memory, there are always constructions around the Persiaran Kewajipan round-about, which always causes traffic problems... First is the fly-over above the roundabout linking between Subang and Sunway... This flyover certainly ease the congestion on the round-about... After that it was the even higher fly-over from USJ towards Sunway direction... I like this, as it makes my life easier to go to Sunway Pyramid... And then now is this Subang-Kelana Link project which supposingly to be completed by end of last year... I seriously hope that this link will ease the traffic problem in this area, and not bringing in more traffic according to the residents... Only god knows... Fingers crossed... February 16 大聲笑1.听说你早上倒垃圾不慎掉进垃圾坑怎么爬也怕不上来，正好来了个捡破烂的老太太伸手把你拉起来说：城里人真浪费，不就是长的丑了点嘛，也不能扔了啊。
2.想当年你拳打南山敬老院，脚踢北海幼儿园，一米一下全放倒，你往太平间上一跺脚：不服的给我站起来！没有一个敢喘气的。
3.想你，是见很快乐的事．见你，是见很开心的事．爱你，是我永远要做的事．把你放在心上是我一直在做的事．不过，骗你，是刚刚发生的事。
4.人生自古谁无屎，有谁大便不用纸？若君不用卫生纸，莫非你是用手指？？？？
5.答应我，无论遇到什么事都要心情平静，无论去做什么都要意志坚定，无论何时何地都要乐观高兴，无论遇到了谁都不要告诉他你是神经病！
6.农民赶驴进城，遇到个无赖，无赖问：吃饭了没有？农民说：吃了！无赖却说：我问的是驴！农民转身对驴就是两耳光说：给老子不老实！城里有亲戚也不说一声！
7.一人在办公室老是放响屁，同事忍不住说：你能不能不出声？然后便见他坐在哪儿摇来晃去抖个不停．就问：干什么？那人回答说：我调成振动的了！ 8. 跟我老公結婚以前約會時，他都很想親我，於是跟我約定，開車時每停一個紅燈就親我一下。 我同意了之後，他每次載我都專挑那些紅綠燈超多的中山路，五福路去開。
結完婚後，有一次我突然想起這件事情，於是我要求他像以前一樣。
他欣然同意，可是我發現每次他是開往高速公路回家…… 9. 夫妻小两口新婚刚一年，临近春节要回家过年。夫老母在农村，妻父母在城市。在回谁家过年问题上，小夫妻较起劲来。 夫说："母亲含辛茹苦送我上了大学，现在又成家立业了，第一年要回我家过，让老人家高兴高兴。"
妻说："我是独生女儿，哪年三十都和父母在一起，今年也不能例外。"
俩人互不相让。眼看春节没几天了，夫妻俩开始各自采购年货准备带回家。
走时夫指着妻的鼻子说："你等着，等我回来再说！"
妻也不甘示弱回敬说："你也等着，过节后再跟你算帐！"
夫憋着火独自上了火车。第二天妻赌着气上了长途汽车。
到家了。
夫到了妻家，妻到了夫家。 10. 我在出租车里听别人打电话到电台点歌，有一个男人打电话进去说： "我是外地人现在回家的车票买不到了，只好在北京过年了。我想点首歌。"
主持人问他："你想点歌送给谁？"
我当时想这还用问，肯定是远方的父母亲人了。
谁知他下面的话让我爆笑不止：他说：我点一首陈小春的《算你狠》 送给北京所有车站的票贩子。 |
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